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Eclipse (2010)

Posted on December 17, 2010 by David DeMoss
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First, a refresher. Twilight taught us all young men are monsters whose rampant sexual urges will, without exception, KILL YOU. Their desire to do so is what’s known as “love.” Keep them at arm’s length and you’ll gain a loyal … Continue reading →

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New Moon (2009)

Posted on September 3, 2010 by David DeMoss
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Twilight continues to utterly blindside me. Back in 2006, when New-Moon-the-book first slithered its way out of Stephanie Meyer’s head, I had more important things to care about. Like getting divorced, finding a new job, helping a friend weather her … Continue reading →

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Twilight (2008)

Posted on August 20, 2010 by David DeMoss
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What’s that you say? A blatantly-cliched, Designated Romance has achieved undeserved popularity through canny advertising and a near-religious fandom of desperate, everyday Americans who don’t know Romance from their own house cats? And you’re actually surprised by this? Am I … Continue reading →

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